It's locksmiths war! Look at the number of stickers pasted on a water pipe outside my house.

Locksmith Ah Huat: This is my territory!
Locksmith Ah Seng: No! This is MY territory!

Guys, if ever you are trapped in your house, visit this flogsite for the phone number of a friendly locksmith. No discount guaranteed if you quote my flogsite.

Should I sing at the Safra Radio Karaoke-thon? "...I don't wanna close my eyes...I don't wanna fall asleep 'cos I miss you baby and I don't wanna miss a thing..."